Lives in Leeds

Guys if you want an intelligent, educated woman who can hold a decent conversation, then please get in touch. IT`S FUN - not looking for a soul mate, love of my life or the man of my dreams, I work hard and always have which is why i am in a good place now, very happy with life. Would love to meet up with intelligent guys who have a good sense of humour, have life experience and havent lost their Rock and Roll!!, please no teenagers I have two of my own and dont want anymore!

Why do men become smarter during sex: because they are plugged into a genius
Why dont women blink during sex: they dont have enough time
What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name? You didnt hold the pillow down long enough.
C`mon guys we women laugh at your blonde jokes - if you dont have a smile or a smirk on your face after reading my jokes then you dont have a sense of humour and that is very important.

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